Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. I gotta be back here by then. Kip: LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. Take it back! Sort: Relevant Newest # happy # dancing # yes # excited # victory # bird # napoleon dynamite # jon heder # happy hands club # dance # dancing # napoleon dynamite So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. ... Napoleon Dynamite took this girl out to the dance. No more flying solo. I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. Gail is a shy, quiet boy who shaved his head, but the Pedro in Peluca is nothing like the Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. 'Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.' Napoleon: Are you guys are, like, ... Napoleon: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Gravity. Napoleon: Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Napoleon: A frickin' twelve-gauge, what do you think? You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! Deb: Um, hello. It is quite likely that you will not only find them stupid, but very likable. Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college. From a cult-classic, these hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes are sure to make you laugh and elevate your mood. Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like? While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making 120 bucks. Napoleon Dynamite is the feature film debut of director Jared Hess, based on his earlier short film, Peluca. Forget about it. Good luck! Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. "Build her a cake or something." [Deb shoves the case into Napoleon's hands and runs away]. Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant... Deb: Now, make a fist. [chomps into a tater tot]. Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time. Kip: Because she doesn't NEED any, that's why! We bought it online. Eat the FOOD! Yeah right, Napoleon. You have the worst reflexes of all time. Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. Join Yahoo Answers and get 100 points today. Randy: Come on. Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. I'm freakin' starved. Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Uncle Rico: Lance, you look like a strong, young pup. This cake is an old favourite. Trisha Stevens. Well, you have a sweet bike. Uncle Rico: Well, I could've told you that. Gosh! Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. It was released on October 5, 2004, by Lakeshore Records. Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. Sweet. [Napoleon hurls a grapefruit at Uncle Rico's van, Uncle Rico stops his van, gets out his van, face to face with Napoleon, Napoleon throws an orange at Uncle Rico, Uncle Rico chases him, tackles Napoleon down, and puts Napoleon in a headlock]. Napoleon: I don't feel very good. Napoleon Dynamite is the feature film debut of director Jared Hess, based on his earlier short film, Peluca. They're real big. Napoleon: Dang! Napoleon: I told you! Napoleon Dynamite: buildacake.m4r (273 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) "_____ her a cake or something." [Ilene returns to Uncle Rico on the sofa]. Napoleon Dynamite is actually much funnier in Spanish, especially when Napoleon says, “¡Idiota!” I was wondering how they would translate words like “liger,” which is half-lion, half-tiger. Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government? Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. Kip: No. Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any skills. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn. Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. [dramatically turns his head and takes a swig of Gatorade]. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains. Place your “tator tots” on the top of a sheet cake. Napoleon: Are you guys are, like, ... Napoleon: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Pedro: [flashing back] Well, when I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. Napoleon: [outside, scratching ticket] Yes! Napoleon — Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Tags: Napoleon Dynamite, something, cake, her, build, heck, summer, over, girl That's ten dollars! A good dairy cow should have, like, four. Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. PLAY. 300. Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that mustache? Pedro: Well, what are you going to wear to the dance? Napoleon: I'm just gonna go get my ID. Napoleon Dynamite, a lovable, unpopular high school age guy who just wants to fit in. [Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife]. In 2004, Jon Heder would become the actor known to play the dorky outcast Napoleon Dynamite, and it remains his most iconic role to date. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? 300. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. Gross! Ow! Napoleon: [entering convenience store] Hey, how's it goin'? I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. Napoleon: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? Napoleon Dynamite. Add Caption. Then sync your phone. Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. Is that what you're trying to do. Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right? Napoleon threw this toy out of the bus window on the way to school. View Quote. The worst day of my life. [Napoleon offers him a boondoggle key-chain]. I don't want anyone to see. My wife says I gotta stop but I'm just feeling real positive today and I wanted to try out my luck and —. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon, who's been watching, walks up to the kid] How's your neck? layers of puff pastry, layered with custard in between and on the outside, then covered with the scraps of the puff pastry. Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Napoleon: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?! Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. Probably the best that I know of. Uncle Rico: It's a free country. Food. A must-have for this season's fashion. You pay the bills for that? Napoleon Dynamite was an especially apt choice since the movie was released in 2004…the year Hezekiah was born.. Hezekiah watched Napoleon Dynamite at a friend’s house a few months ago and loved it. Yeah right, Napoleon. [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]. Napoleon: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains? Napoleon was filmed in the summer of 2003 in and around Preston, Idaho. Napoleon Dynamite : I already made like infinity of those at scout camp. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? My pack! Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! Pedro. [Uncle Rico is standing in the hall, leaning over in pain and looking disappointed]. Napoleon spends his days drawing mythical beasts; duking it out with his brother Kip and avoiding his scheming Uncle Rico. 10 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Memes That'll Make You Want To Rewatch the Movie. Bullied Kid: Don't! Napoleon Dynamite says: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Deb: ... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. Cause you're not. Napoleon Dynamite came out of nowhere and became a huge cult hit. 500. What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!? He is nipple number five. Is that cause you think you're fat? Kip: So, how long are we talkin' about workin'? Stop! I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate... Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. They wouldn't sell me one. I'd vote for you. Kip Dynamite: 92.1%: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite have been hugely liked by many quotation lovers. [Napoleon has snuck tator tots out of the lunch room and is eating them during class out of his pants pocket]. Why are you so sweaty? Summer: Well, I never thought I would make it here today. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. You can't really see the the saying I put all around the cake. Yes, like 50 of 'em! I see you're drinking one percent. Huge list of some great quotes from your favorite movies and shows. Uncle Rico: Let me tell you about something. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. Here, here. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window. There's Deb, the girl who keeps showing up with her crap on the front porch. which napoleon dynamite character are you? Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good. Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! Can you bring me my ChapStick? Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm gonna call the cops on you! Napoleon Dynamite: I see you're drinking one percent. You can leave. "Summer Wheatly? Pedro. It's a free country, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. The original ending montage is not included in the soundtrack. Napoleon Dynamite: Is that what you're trying to do. It looks awesome. Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Napoleon Dynamite Cake. [Randy kicks Napoleon's pants pocket, ruining the tater tots]. Blue . Napoleon Dynamite: Really? Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. [Trisha's dad] What's what in my driveway? Still have questions? Plus I could be your bodyguard, too. You ever come across anything... like time travel? Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Just borrow some from the school nurse. Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach. What do you think. Thanks Deb. That's all. Will you just come get me? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake, Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner. No doubt. Dave: Yeah? I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. They're all puffy. This recipe is for a smaller rectangular cake. Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. That's what I do. And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Not me. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip! Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. Yeah right, Napoleon. Napoleon: [recalling the tenets of Rex Kwon Do] So you got my back and everything? Napoleon: I could make that much money in 5 seconds! Always and forever. Uncle Rico: What? Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? I didn't get to eat *anything* today. Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded! He drives over it and it explodes from the weight]. Cashier: I think you'd better get back to class. [The Cashier looks at Pedro's mustache, then sells him a ticket.]. I don't feel comfortable reading this. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number]. Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college. White. Add Caption. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Can I have one of those buttons? Grandma: damnit napoleon make your self a dang quesadilla! Uncle Rico: How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains? It was the cake Pedro had at his Class President party at the very end... Napoleon Dynamite - Pedro's Cake Hubby took this cake to work. I'd take state. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Don: Hey, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? What are you gonna wear? What do you think? No doubt in my mind. Uncle Rico: [Lance grabs the bowl and unsuccessfully tries to flex it and break it] Don't hurt yourself now. I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something. You know, I think I'm just gonna get me one of them lotto tickets. Napoleon Dynamite is een komedie uit 2004 geregisseerd door Jared Hess.Het is de eerste lange speelfilm van Jared Hess en is gebaseerd op een korte film die hij ook regisseerde, genaamd Peluca. Napoleon Dynamite: What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house? "Who are you gonna ask?" Get your answers by asking now. Napoleon: Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec? [Napoleon rides up to Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding on a horse]. You don't even know. It looks like a medieval warrior. 500. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. (Trisha's dad) "What's what in my driveway?". Napoleon Dynamite came out of nowhere and became a huge cult hit. Three spuds! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? "Build her a cake or something." Napoleon Dynamite: I see your drinking 1%. Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. Napoleon: Too bad. Discover (and save!) Peace out. Napoleon: [lying] Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. 2004's Napoleon Dynamite is a true "lightning in a bottle" success. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner! The driver shakes his head 'no' with a threatening look on his face. [Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico]. ... Napoleon Dynamite Liger Gender Change. Lance: [Even more ashamed, looking down at the table] Can't... Uncle Rico: Now, if you guys decide to invest in the twenty four piece set, I'm going to throw in a little gift. Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? Uncle Rico: You... You? Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Did you take a dump in your bed last night? Napoleon: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it] This is a girl. How long did it take you to grow that mustache? Match. Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet! They glare at Randy, and one shakes his head menacingly. Napoleon spent like three hours shading her upper lip. Dang! [in store] Un lotto ticket, por favor. Ask Question + 100. Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake. Napoleon Dynamite has become a cult-classic and the quotes are now often said in American high schools. [done flash-backing] I don't want anyone to see. Napoleon cake that you will find now, is usually made with a custard like filling. Why do you need me? You can make a larger cake by exactly doubling the ingredients. Grandma just called. Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here? I don't even have any good skills. I … Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Broke her coccyx. Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon walks up to Trisha's house to ask her out] Is Trisha here? So I went in the kitchen, and I shaved it all off. [hands Pedro Deb's glamor shot sample]. Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. Napoleon was filmed in the summer of 2003 in and around Preston, Idaho. Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decorded piece of crap! [Slaps Kip in the face while he's not looking]. Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making a 120 bucks. Girls only like guys who have great skills. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time. Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Napoleon. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Does that mean you think you're fat? 6 Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter mile. Napoleon Dynamite Cake. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. Napoleon. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy! I made, like, 75 bucks today. Kip: [Napoleon has Kip in a sleeper-hold] Ow! Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. The Best Quiz you will Ever Take . Napoleon: Why do you got your hood on like that? Even another idea is to make a cake like a Mexican flag! I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. I forgot to put in the crystals. Or like, Secret Service Captain, or... whatever... Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. Kip: [in the background] Your mom goes to college! Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Those egg rolls are looking pretty good. You won’t believe how quick and easy it is to make! I have a chat room meeting at four. Source(s): https://shrinke.im/a0OGA. Stop! I didn't get to eat anything today. 'I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?' It is a more recent way of making this cake. I can do what ever I want. Uncle Rico: It's a free country, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! So, you got my back and everything, right? It was the cake Pedro had at his Class President party at the very end... in Photos. Really? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. It consists of a number of layers starting at the bottom with puff pastry, mock cream, jam, plain sponge, jam, mock cream, puff pastry and finally, icing. [Uncle Rico is trying to sell tupperwear to a couple and is demonstrating its strength]. I see your drinking 1%. He is portrayed by Efren Ramirez. Napoleon Dynamite: Just like a silk shirt or something. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Kip . Trisha: I'm trying to raise money for college. Uncle Rico: [Napoleon giving him an angry stare] I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Don: [steps up to Napoleon] Step up, Napoleon. Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. Can I have one of those buttons? Uncle Rico: [Napoleon brings a box of assorted chips to the cash register line] Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! Doesn't know she could drink whole milk if she wanted to. Pedro: Build her a cake or something. Napoleon had to eat these foods at the chicken farm. Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. Kip . Napoleon: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Can you bring me my chapstick? Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about? [he's making nachos]. I think that's gonna come out really nice. A great memorable quote from the Napoleon Dynamite movie on Quotes.net - Napoleon: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? ... Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake. Grandma: Dang it, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Cover and refrigerate the napoleon cake overnight then let it stand at room temperature about 2 hours to soften prior to serving. 1 decade ago. Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection. Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Kip: Geez, yeah right, Napoleon. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Deb: Kay, hold still right there. I don't know. Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna say! Napoleon Dynamite quotes 79 total quotes Kip Napoleon Dynamite Rex Uncle Rico. I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me, it's hanging in my bedroom. Kip: Yeah. Vern: What are you going to do today, Napoleon? 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